TRANSPARENT PRICING (IT IS JUST $100/GB/HR)

Simple.
Ruinous.

No hidden fees. No tiers. No freemium. Just one price that makes you question your life decisions.

RENTAL CALCULATOR
TOTAL COST
$3,200
8 GB × 4 hrs × $100
ORDER THIS
FULL PRICE TABLE
RAM 1 HOUR 8 HOURS 24 HOURS 1 WEEK NOTES
WHAT'S INCLUDED
INCLUDED FREE
  • ✓ The RAM (obviously)
  • ✓ A vague sense of value
  • ✓ Email receipt (unformatted)
  • ✓ Our intern's prayers
NOT INCLUDED
  • ✗ Refunds
  • ✗ Customer support
  • ✗ SLA of any kind
  • ✗ Shame
OPTIONAL ADD-ONS
  • + ECC RAM: +$50/GB/hr
  • + Dual-channel: +$200/hr
  • + "Priority" queue: +$99
  • + Heatsink sticker: $5
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