Why buy RAM when you can rent it by the hour? Perfect for people who need to remember things temporarily.
RAM is provisioned in milliseconds. Assuming the intern is awake. Usually they are.
Your temporary memories are safe with us. We definitely don't read them. (We read them.)
The fastest RAM money can needlessly rent. If DDR5 is unavailable, we send DDR3 and hope you don't notice.
Track your rental from our dashboard in real time. Watch your money disappear byte by byte.
Deployed across 3 continents. The third one is a single Raspberry Pi in a cupboard in Swindon.
RAM is securely wiped when you're done. We run rm -rf and say a small prayer.