WORLD'S PREMIER RAM RENTAL SERVICE

Need Memory?
Rent It.

Why buy RAM when you can rent it by the hour? Perfect for people who need to remember things temporarily.

$100 / GB / HOUR  |  24/7 UPTIME*
RENT RAM NOW
4,096
GB RENTED RIGHT NOW
$409,600
EARNED THIS HOUR
99.2%
UPTIME (VIBES-ADJUSTED)
0
REFUNDS ISSUED
WHY RENT RAM?
⚡ INSTANT ALLOCATION

RAM is provisioned in milliseconds. Assuming the intern is awake. Usually they are.

🔒 FULLY ENCRYPTED

Your temporary memories are safe with us. We definitely don't read them. (We read them.)

🧠 DDR5 AVAILABLE

The fastest RAM money can needlessly rent. If DDR5 is unavailable, we send DDR3 and hope you don't notice.

📊 LIVE MONITORING

Track your rental from our dashboard in real time. Watch your money disappear byte by byte.

🌍 GLOBAL SERVERS

Deployed across 3 continents. The third one is a single Raspberry Pi in a cupboard in Swindon.

♻️ WIPED AFTER USE

RAM is securely wiped when you're done. We run rm -rf and say a small prayer.

POPULAR PLANS
4 GB
$400/hr
Good for browsing 3 tabs (Chrome users: 1 tab)
POPULAR
16 GB
$1,600/hr
Great for normal people. Or one Discord server.
32 GB
$3,200/hr
For very important emails and Slack standups.
128 GB
$12,800/hr
You have a problem. We respect that.
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